"So there I was, right?"

( of all the games in all the world, you had to Veer into this one )

I wrote this for a post-apolocyptic Zombie game. I ended up leaving the game due to OOC drama, but while I was in it, I wrote this. It's pretty much teh definitive expression of Aaron's character.

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Aaron: "So I saw The Graduate when I was eight, right? Really, I mean really made an impression my young mind. I swore someday I'd find the perfect time and place to quote from it. When I was a teen I even sought out girls with the surname 'Robinson', hoping they'd do something I could catagorise as trying to seduce me, so I could say it. Life went on, of course that shit never happens, life could never be so good. Right?"

Other: "Right."

Aaron: "So then the Infection happened and all that. So get this. I'm in this little bodega on Elf and Anderson, lookin' for food, I wander upstairs with some of my compatriots. The door says 'Robinson'. My hand to god, it says this. Go in, there's this ripped-up old broad with not a stitch on. She's naked, she's older, she'd actually...kinda hot if you ignore all the gore and blood and the scary sound she makes. She comes at me. Mouth all open to give me a great big kiss. Here it is. My moment of glory. Finally. And...."

*long pause*

Other: "...you didn't say it."

Aaron: *head in hands* "I didn't fucking say it."

Pix: noteverypain

( They're coming to get you, Aaron )